1.) Getting up from the toilet seat after expunging a number 2 from your biological records and looking in the toilet bowl to behold what is seemingly the same load you dumped off some time ago in the past, yet can't quite remember exactly when. Color, texture, and all dimensions seem to be the exact same. Even the light, room ambiance, and temperature are all eerily familiar.
Not to be confused with the "Green apple quick steps", or the "Backyard trots". These are both synonyms for diarrhea. And it does not take a mystique to correlate enough facts to surmise that when undergoing this painful and dehydrating experience, the results of one's bowel movements are typically consistent in all areas.
Deja-Poo applies strictly and solely to the solid stuff.
Not to be confused with the "Green apple quick steps", or the "Backyard trots". These are both synonyms for diarrhea. And it does not take a mystique to correlate enough facts to surmise that when undergoing this painful and dehydrating experience, the results of one's bowel movements are typically consistent in all areas.
Deja-Poo applies strictly and solely to the solid stuff.
Dude #1: I don't know what is going on, but I could swear that load I just dropped off was the same exact one I pinched 3 weeks ago last Sunday. Or wwas it 2 months ago last Friday? Everything was the same man, this shit is crazy...
Dude #2: It's called Deja-Poo bro. I experience it at least once quarterly. So don't feel special or anything.
Dude #2: It's called Deja-Poo bro. I experience it at least once quarterly. So don't feel special or anything.
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2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.
2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.
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Get the Deja Poo mug.1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescent’s upper lip hair.
2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
"Check out that bitch's poo stache"
"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"
"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"
"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
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Get the poo smoothie mug.When you have a few tokes off a roll-up or a cigarette and suddenly feel like you need to shit all of a sudden.
Usually due to the laxative qualities in mainstream tobacco products. Or a placebo effect.
Usually due to the laxative qualities in mainstream tobacco products. Or a placebo effect.
(Whilst smoking a cigarette together)
Guy 1 - "Haven't had a fag in so long, this feels good"
Guy 2- "Yeah, it's alright, except i've got major fag poo"
Guy 1 - "Pfft mate, that sounds long"
Guy 1 - "Haven't had a fag in so long, this feels good"
Guy 2- "Yeah, it's alright, except i've got major fag poo"
Guy 1 - "Pfft mate, that sounds long"
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