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Chewy Poo

A dip of tobacco as said by the legendary Jamie Smart. Skoal Mint is preferred by Jamie. He also believes that "Pussy flavored chew would be a best seller" and that "Straight tastes like bark".
by Lenny2121 April 12, 2010
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poo smoothie

When food turns a perfectly good bowel movement into liquid poo.
"That burrito gave me a poo smoothie."
by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007
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Deja Poo

When you take a dump and it feels the same, looks the same, smells the same.
by dickdragondog November 24, 2010
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poo-burp

A burp which is edured by either a person who has had some sort of violent bowel disfunction where turd has leaked into the stomach causing irreversible poo gas which is vented through the mouth or someone with type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer causing a small implosion of turd and insulin resulting in hectic gas production venting in the form of either a watery sounding far tor a poo-burp
Scene from broke back mountain:

Cowboy 1: What in the lords name is that God-aweful smell Enis??

Enis : Oh sorry I must of accidentally fisted my anus too hard causing an irreversable poo-burp, can you please ring an ambulance...
by bennycnz April 3, 2010
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Fag Poo

When you have a few tokes off a roll-up or a cigarette and suddenly feel like you need to shit all of a sudden.

Usually due to the laxative qualities in mainstream tobacco products. Or a placebo effect.
(Whilst smoking a cigarette together)

Guy 1 - "Haven't had a fag in so long, this feels good"
Guy 2- "Yeah, it's alright, except i've got major fag poo"
Guy 1 - "Pfft mate, that sounds long"
by dudeydudeydudeman March 25, 2013
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poo stache

1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescent’s upper lip hair.

2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .

3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
"Check out that bitch's poo stache"

"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"

"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
by Michael Sandman July 25, 2008
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Unicorn Poo

1. Unicorn excrement.

2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.
Let's go down to Ice Cream Towne and buy us some Grade A Unicorn Poo.
by Sethy Seth December 22, 2010
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