Microbitch

AdjetiveA term for a Microsoft fan boy. It has also often been used to describe someone who owns a Xbox360.

You got a Xbox360 your such a microbitch.

by Blakeasy4shizzi April 22, 2007

microwave nasty

any kind of disgusting freezer food that can be tossed into the microwave and made in 10 minutes or less. usually made while drunk or high. great for the munchies. convenience is key.

guy1: uuhh god! im so damn hungry
guy2: totally dude
guy2: is mcnasty still open???
guy1: shit! its 4 A.M. no way its open..and im too stoned to drive
guy2: !!!i know!!! find some microwave nasty! hell yea!
guy1: yea baby! hot pockets! i hope these don't give me diareah...

by jneill July 16, 2007

Microsoft Tax

The portion of the cost of a new computer that goes towards the Microsoft Windows license typically attached to it. Typically used derogatively in the free software community, which consists of people who would rather have no operating system supplied with their new PC. Due to the tactics of Microsoft towards computer manufacturers, this is rarely possible, unless the computer is a Macintosh.

Guy: I want a new PC to run Ubuntu, and I'd rather not pay the Microsoft Tax, but I don't have the time or know-how to put together a PC from scratch.
Other Guy: That sucks. Microsoft should stop being such greedy pigs.
Guy: I know!

by Dave J. H. April 14, 2008

michael palin

Amazing british comedian who is best known for being one of the main actors in Monty Python and for his travel documentaries. Super funny and also appeared on Saturday Night Live a few times.

Michael Palin was very funny in the television series Monty Python's Flying Circus.

by proud-to-bagpipe March 21, 2012

mexican micrometer

Synonym for adjustable wrench.

"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."

by K M August 4, 2004

Jaripo Michoacan

Second best city in all of Michoacan. A place with beauty and tradition.

Jesus Ey why is Jaripo Michoacan the second best in Michoacan?
Jose Because La Piedad is first

by rojiblanco August 10, 2009

richmond michigan

small town hicks where you’re either drunk or high and the guys drive trucks with their daddy’s money. girls are nothing but drama. cars get cheesed and mailboxes get smashed. tires slashed and everyone has an MIP. welcome to hicksville, where half the girls have fucked their cousin. also everyone has a crush on ed delore.

“omg that girl is from richmond michigan... leave her be”
“that ford ranger must be a richmond michigan kids truck”

by homewrecker2.0 March 27, 2021