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The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead
"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"
by anonymous December 16, 2021
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mike vitt

An egotistical douche that can tame the most strong, independent women to be his good girl
I'm gonna mike vitt that cassandra girl
by harryjohnson79635 February 15, 2025
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Mike Karger

I give her mike karger everynight
by PG xxx September 15, 2022
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Big Mike

Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.
mugGet the Big Mikemug.

mike groff

A guy that loves Perry county isn't born in America, makes sure his hair is always combed, and thinks everyone around him is laughing at him.
If you hear someone say are they talking about me? it must be Mike Groff
by Bladey23 June 9, 2020
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miked

Whenever a white guy scrapes together whatever materials on hand to rig a temporary fix to something.

The fix only will last a short time. The item will inevitably break again, and the original issue will now be worse.
The probability of an innocent bystander being injured is high. Beware of electrocution, small fires, sharp corners and rouge nails/screws.

See definition of nigger rigged.
Do not plug in that cord it’s been miked!
by Paskills December 27, 2020
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