Girl 1 That Angus M is sooo hot
Girl 2 I will die for him
Girl 3 I will fucking kill you both for his number
Girl 2 I will die for him
Girl 3 I will fucking kill you both for his number
by Angus' Secret Love June 9, 2014

When someone from the burbs goes to the ghetto and acts hard and like they know what it's like to live there but the other people know that this person is a fake
by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

Son what was the priest name who touched you, father M Kayhee,did you tell him that your bumbum is not for funfun. . Yes dad.
by djsred August 8, 2021

Hey Hey
Paid out my ass
Treat all my broads like trash
You'll catch a blast if you move too fast
I talk with class
You don't have to ask
Getting everything by flash and cash
Fighting and stealing
Don't kill without feeling
So I win in the casino before they start dealing
All about respect and intellect
Only mess with the women that pick up the check
Two supermodels, one in each arm
One chick's brunette, the other was blonde
I heard their fathers had stocks and bonds
So I fucked 'em up and left 'em floating in a pond
Customary clothes from head to toe
Catch Joe at the fight sitting in the first row
Everybody follows when I'm ready to go
No need to show off, they already know
Paid out my ass
Treat all my broads like trash
You'll catch a blast if you move too fast
I talk with class
You don't have to ask
Getting everything by flash and cash
Fighting and stealing
Don't kill without feeling
So I win in the casino before they start dealing
All about respect and intellect
Only mess with the women that pick up the check
Two supermodels, one in each arm
One chick's brunette, the other was blonde
I heard their fathers had stocks and bonds
So I fucked 'em up and left 'em floating in a pond
Customary clothes from head to toe
Catch Joe at the fight sitting in the first row
Everybody follows when I'm ready to go
No need to show off, they already know
by joemother69420cock February 4, 2021

When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a
m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?
m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?
kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!
mom: rofl you are welcome?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!
mom: rofl you are welcome?
by roxbox007 February 6, 2020

Stubborn, won't listen to you, likes to be right majority of the time, responds with f3 to whatever you say, refuses to talk, and very funny to the point of dying laughing. He is also kind, considerate, goal oriented, caring, there for you if you need him. But, let's not focus on the latter.
by Alex's wonderful friend March 26, 2019
