Luke kelly

a fat boy who smells of smegma

He also has a foot fetish

Luke kelly is constantly seen razzing his ped around the northwich ends

by mjacko lid February 22, 2022

Luke the cat

A stupid cat who humped his sister and had a very small penis. He likes to get tripped over and gets hurt many times.

Bro Luke the cat is such a big flop

by Cz3511 January 4, 2020

luke tay tay

a bich. he buys malards off horse. lindor. wink.

hey i feel like i might faint please call an ambulence

bruh just luke tay tay it up.

by mamafrvr1234567 May 27, 2023

Luke McKinnon

Luke McKinnon is the most generous person you will ever meet!! He is always there for you and although he is a virgin, he will fall in love easily! He's super sexy and cute. He loves staying up to 1am playing the PS5, and his favourite game is GOW. He probably lives with 3 or more cats aswell.

Oh, you know Luke McKinnon?? You're lucky.

by BellaorNot September 9, 2023

bigger than Luke

Bigger than Luke is a popular phrase, often used by regular gym go-ers to describe how no matter how small they are, they are still larger than anyone named Luke.

Bro no.1: "man i'm feeling so small recently, i can't even deadlift 250"
Bro no.2: "yhh but... you're still bigger than Luke, stay strong king"

by Perry The Wapatypus March 9, 2022

Luke

Luke is a really short person. Almost an elf, a South pole elf. Throws random shit across the room and loves giving people the middle finger. Is in a three-some with people with the names colton and christian. In love with someone that has m as there first initial.

Me:o look how short they are
You: ya thats luke

by Cuocake locrrkdk November 13, 2020

Luke

Handsome,cute, good hair,hot as fuck he has a good personality he is kind of really funny and he knows how to lighten up someone's day know matter how bad it is.😈😈😈😈😈😍😍😍😍😍😍

Luke a word that means kindness

by 69urmomhard March 5, 2022