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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

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by i won't be here again ever May 5, 2021

Just foil

An exclamation when someone has a problem (related to math or not) and can't seem to solve it, a phrased taken from the sheer noobishness of someone and the lack of ability of doing math

Dude what is the derivative of

√(x^2 + 4x - 9) / (5x^3 - 8 x^2 +3x)

IDK, just foil :D

by moneybird1122 November 17, 2009

Just Like That Gone

JLTG

When you leave a place you are JLTG (Just Like That Gone)

by MickyP April 24, 2011

Just a Nick

when someone is a nick they are known as a dick head.. the guy at parties that tries to get the girls.. and the guy who has no friends at all. THAT IS A NICK.

Jim: Yo wtf is that dude hitting on my girlfriend for ? .. typical nick.. fuckin ass hole.

Joe: He's just a nick...

by Jefe de Futbol May 3, 2009

just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?

AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.

by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005

just-ish

From Steven Colbert (6-20-07).
A word describing the "justice" given to "enemy combatants" held at the Guantanamo bay detention camp, by the United States.

As long as the President gets to do what he wants, just-ish is served.

by tuf July 19, 2007