keep your soup

An acronym for kys (Kill yourself), used to avoid punishment

Dillon, can you please keep your soup

You should keep your soup

by Killakeemstar March 4, 2017

Cumshot soup

A creamy side soup consisting of the hardest nut you have ever busted sometimes it's yellow or stringy but it usually smells like pollen or bleach yet quenches the thirst of the horniest of guttersluts

Jackie was fucking trashed last night. I heard that bitch scraped her bowl of cumshot soup clean. She even soaked up the last bit with french bread.

by White and brown stained dildo March 27, 2019

Bra soup

On a hot summer day the collection of sweat and possibly lactate in a woman's bra.

Imagine the story of Newton and the Apple except with sweat and underboob.

Rex: Julie why are you fanning and lifting your shirt so often?

Julie: Feels like the Ecuadorian fucking rainforest I'm swimming in bra soup.

by Goatmangold September 6, 2022

Soup Scarf

The act of saving (3-5) used condoms and tying them together and placing it around one's neck to act as a scarf.

Nothing is hotter than a girl wearing nothing but a soup scarf.

by RikkaLynn July 31, 2012

SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025

Soup

It's not cereal.

Soup usually has water and/or broth. If you have milk in your soup, you have a problem.

by Agent Random April 29, 2020

vanilla soup

It's when you:
1.) Lacktate into a cup
2.) Put it in the fridge to cool off
3.) Take it out
4.) Add a tad bit of sugar

5.) Then serve it to your lover

"I served my sweetheart some Vanilla Soup."
*MOANS LIKE A PESTO ON*

by I scream like a pidgin March 25, 2016