swag and bag

technique to get girls, in which the guy rolls up looking fresh, smushes the girl, then leaves, having no further use for her

Dane'll be doin' the ol' swag and bag this weekend.

by pollyollymolly January 23, 2011

lick the bag

to get fucked, to be dissed in a humorous way. To lick someone's testicles.

Oh, fuck off idiot, lick the bag!

by NoTiOn March 4, 2004

double bag

When you may be worried that a certain girl may have std's, you "double bag it".

Damn, Vanessa is dope and all, but she's boned over 50 dudes. You can bet when I hit it this weekend, I'm gonna double bag it!

by Marvel May 9, 2003

douche bags

an insult. see "John Edwards"

On south park, John Edwards won the biggest douche bag in the universe award

by skinny whiteboy October 14, 2003

bag of fruits

1) A person who acts very homosexual like. A fruity person. A person who is very unmanly, or a man that does unmanly acts.

2) A person who sucks

Cristiano Ronaldo is such a bag of fruits for crying after the game!

Man, you are such a bag of fruits for faking on us to go hang out with your girlfriend that whips you.

by LuLu21 May 11, 2011

tool bag

The supreme combination of being an utter tool and a total douche bag. Think fist pumping pricks with no brains, a thick Jersey/NYC/Long Island accent (you know the one), and overly tanned orange skin. Oh, and mountains of hair gel for their short haircuts.

All the guys on MTV's Jersey shore are complete tool bags and they don't even know it. Sit back and enjoy.

by Greekbrain December 15, 2009

hoe-bag

Usually a member of the female sex who frequently engages in lewd acts of sexual activity, often including bestiality.

Also, the satchel used to collect butt-mud dropped from the hineys of horses in a drawn carriage.

Example: Brianne and Heba are such hoe-bags; last night they had sex with 4 different guys and even a couple of donkeys.

by Dirty Dirty Dan May 14, 2006