Gun

A gun is for people that don’t like other people

Hey I’m going to use this gun

by anonymous December 28, 2020

Gun

The thing politicians want to ban so you have no chance of fighting back when they become tyrannical.

Where’d I put my gun?

by Boom stick August 9, 2019

Gun

The thing that when you point at a mother fucker, they go dead and funny bang

"He pulled a gun on the stupid mother fucker who was robbing him with a knife and fucked him up"

by Peanutted August 27, 2022

Blurry gun

A way of describing how an individual may meet his or her end (via natural causes and/or God’s will, of course) due to an act of violence showcased with a homemade gun emoji. The gun is blurry as it is in motion.

*Tinder profile:
I’m an open book.

Want to know something, just ask.

*Apple being unable to sync blocked contacts across all past devices

“I can’t believe he put ‘just ask me’ in his bio. I’ll never ask, in fact he deserves the blurry gun.”

by Never scared May 1, 2025

Machine Gun Asshole

Another name for Machine Gun Kelly

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy

by Swift67 October 13, 2021

mouthing a gun

When you stick a gun in your mouth to cope with a stressful situation

"Damn I could barely watch the election results, I was mouthing a gun the entire time"

by Not very smart man November 7, 2022

Six Gun

A friend who would kill for you making them your Six Gun

*You friend kills someone who attacks you* You: Your my Six Gun bro.

by GhostMcLovin August 20, 2024