Ghetto Stance

The widest available stance on a snowboard, usually accompanied by baggy pants.

Saw some dude at the hill rocking some baggy pants and a really ghetto stance.

by BOOOSTKIING November 12, 2011

ghetto-whip

An improvised make-shift weapon consisting of a salvaged power-cord with the plug end used to injure an opponent and twirled around the head in a menacing manner.

Jerry used his ghetto-whip to fend off an unruly band of niggers.

by Paulytaz December 11, 2018

ghetto cake

Using a slice of bread, preferable one purchased from a government assistance, and spread store bought icing across the top covering each corner.

Dad gambled his last paycheck away, now we have to settle for ghetto cake on my birthday.

by Secret sabotage August 24, 2017

Ghetto mac

1. Boxed mac and cheese made w water instead of milk and butter, because dairy products are expensive, dammit
2. Boxed mac and cheese w a can of tuna mixed in to make it more filling

Also known as: jank n cheese, Kraft Dinner of Sadness

"All I have money for is a generic box of mac and cheese. This should still work with water right?"
"Don't laugh, I have literally had so little money I lived off of ghetto mac for 1 month"

by MissHel91 November 3, 2018

ghetto cruiser

A large, round butt.

syn: juicy backside, badonkadonk,

gotta get those tight leggin's to show off my ghetto cruiser!
Dang!!! check out the ghetto cruiser on that chick!

by carephx January 12, 2022

Ghetto Hippies

A walking contradiction! Someone that defies stereotypes and labels! Someone that comes from poverty but has the mind, heart, and soul of a hippie who doesn't want to become a product of their environment. Instead, they want to do better be better, spread love peace, and joy! They aim to spread positivity and to not only improve themselves but others along the way! Basically it's says I can be more then what society tells me I am! We all have multitudes of things that make us who we are! Ghetto hippies believe that we CAN BE WITHOUT HIDING WHO WE REALLY ARE AND HOW WE REALLY FEEL!

“What's a ghetto hippie?” the definition of GHETTO HIPPIES is a walking contradiction, rejecting societies labels!” proving you can be more than one thing!

by WAYZWORLD January 9, 2021

ghetto smurf

a smurf born in a ghetto

you ghetto smurf!

by Auttumn March 15, 2021