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Mother Fucker Im Starved

Expressing how hungry you are to another person. Even though you are technically calling the person you are expressing youre hungry too a mother Fucker, youre not really insulting them.
Normally said in a voice not your own, jokingly, to show that youre not really calling the other person a mother fucker.
Me: Motha Fucka Im starved
other Gy: Dude, I know right.
Me: Mother Fucker Im starved.
Other Guy: Dude, I know right.
by ScottJMcDaid September 5, 2011
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Kitten molesting butt fuckers

Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.
by idiotdortyknees August 19, 2015
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Fetus Fuckers United (FFU)

Fetus Fuckers United (FFU) is a recent organization, which consists of fucking and eating fetuses on a daily bases. There are many different levels of hierarchy, but the goal is the same to all members of the FFU; To eat and fuck as many fetuses as a lifetime can offer.

The Society is made up of many weomen and less men, so the fetus supply is plentiful. Iniatition includes; Make an art peice out of the fetuses' torn and twisted and deformed body parts. Also you must sacrifice your first unborn.
Guy A: "Hey has anyone seen Jim?"

Girl A: "I think he went on vacation."

Guy B: "Yeah, he said sumthin' about a new organization that he was going to try to help."

Girl B: "What Organization?"

Guy B: "I think it's the the FFU."

Guy A: "What the fuck is FFU? Is it some sort of final fantasy club?"

Guy B: "No silly, it's Fetus Fuckers United (FFU)"

Guy B: "Actually, to come clean, i've been a member for six years."

Girl A: "Your fucking nuts, in fact, your all fucking nuts, im leaving."

Girl B: "Why are you still reading this, you have no life. JOIN TODAY!!!!!!!!"
by STD_MAN1919 June 16, 2009
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Holy fucking fucker fuck

An expresion used to show extreme levels of anger, stress, or disgust. First used and popularized by Markiplier.
1."Holy fucking fucker fuck! That is the most disgusting thing I've ever SEEN!"
2."OH MY GOD! Holy fucking fucker fuck!I am out good golly! Ugh. That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in a game!"
by Keifers December 7, 2014
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cock-knocking-clown-fucker

the act of being a horneyer
Oh look, theres B, what a cock-knocking-clown-fucker
by J O N C November 1, 2006
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Shit-eating Badger Fucker

1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.

But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.

This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.

A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.

2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.

Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.

3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).
You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.

You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!
by Badger Protection Officer July 31, 2009
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