$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5

Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday

by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025

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A horse foot without a hoof

Something you really don't wanna see

1: Hey, you wanna see a Horse foot without a hoof?
2: sure ig
1: *shows
2: EEEUGGHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT ACORDION WITH NERVE ENDINGS SPROUTING OUT

by anonymous October 30, 2025

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Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021

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Foot

The lower bit of the leg below the ankle, on which a person stands or walks.

You: Is your foot okay?
Them: Yeah, I got some painkillers.

by steadycallin9 February 23, 2021

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Foot Tear

The act of walking around a pre-determined residential area, consuming alcohol and causing mayhem and destruction, usually with fireworks.

"Lets go for a foot tear and fuck shit up"

by KSISS April 15, 2010

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1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain

1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate

by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

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