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Dry Land Shark

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.

No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
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Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.
Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?
by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016
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Go f*** yourself.
Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.
by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025
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Dry Shave

Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.
He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.
by BigSick March 21, 2022
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Dry

What happens when a girl sees you.
You: doesn't my dick make you wet?
Girl: Hell No! It's making me dry!
by E37bih81 February 24, 2022
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Dry

Being dry means for a person to talk, text, or act as if they don't care or responses are short and the vibe seems off
Why were you being so DRY last night on the phone?
by @afroheadddjay on instagram October 1, 2020
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dry sock

a cum sock that has been left to dry for too long
fuck man i forgot to clean my clothes, now i am gonna get a dry sock.
by sdmy name May 10, 2017
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