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1.A word that is used to replace any noun, adjective or verb also can be shortened to "douche
1. Oh man this guy's a douche
2. go douche yourself
3. what a douchebag of a situation
4. Hello my name is johnathan fesiwinkle, i sure do enjoy douche cakes
douchebag by Time scit October 13, 2003

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A person who unfunny dumbasses think says offensive thing and only says they're jokes when the don't land, but in reality they were always jokes and your just the group buzzkill
That Schrödinger's Douchebag said hippity hoppity women are property and only says its a joke when I get offended.
a female that has sex more time in a month then there are days. And who has a huge vagina
Man, Shes a douchebag
douchebag by g-piiimp July 2, 2007

Douchebagen 

-"German for 'Douche bag"
It is the most intense version of 'douche bag' thus can only be used by its creators and those familiar with them.(ie: If Jimmmy is in the back seat of a car can't hear conversation in the front seat so Bia turns the radio up)
"hey, what'd you guys say?" ::radio goes up::
"you're a douchebagen" (:
-"hey, can you guys hear me?...fuck you guys!"
haha, Melissa, and Bridget,
you know I love you guys
Douchebagen by Jimmmy & Bia April 1, 2008

Douchebaggery 

1. The act of being a douche bag/douche bagget
2. The action performed by a douche bag
See douche bag:
1. A person who does, says, acts idiotic
Ex. cutting you off without a turn signal; flicking your cigarette butt at someone; deliberately walking into traffic
We will rid the world of douchebaggery, one douche bag at a time; Those who partake in douchebaggery are not allowed.
Douchebaggery by bagget January 1, 2010

Douchebaggery 

The act of committing the violation of being a douche bag and/or seeming like a douche bag.
"You have committed a 3rd offense of douchebaggery."

"Here comes some douchebaggery from the n00b section."

"I do not appreciate your douchebaggery good sir."
Douchebaggery by ProvenBus February 22, 2010