Donkey Kong that Ass

Pounding an ass like Donkey Kong smashes his bongos, also a way for showing appreciation for poetry without snapping
Don't forget to Donkey Kong that Ass after Randall reads his poem about concrete
by ArdiFardi January 24, 2021
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wild donkey kong

Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises
My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass
by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest February 24, 2016
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Carolina Swamp Donkey

During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".
Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.
by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021
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Donkey Breath Dick

When a girl who just ate a really smelly meal (anything with garlic or onions, etc.) gives someone a blowjob and her breath smells so bad that the man's dick smells like the girl's breath afterwords. Other names for this condition are "Poop Penis Syndrome" or "Clam Gut Cock." The man will then not get any girls near his dick because it will smell like a stinky pussy. It is recommended that in order to avoid this disease, you wash your dick immediately after any blowjob, no matter who the girl was. She could be a carrier of DBD
"I would give him a hand job, but he has Donkey Breath Dick."
by Keenan17 February 13, 2014
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donkey dick steve

The cutest of all long dick types. Smells of great mahogany and money. Has very good ninja skills and a bad ass in all ground game technical grappling aspects. Me have a temper but also has a heart of gold. You want to be him if you're a man. All females need him in their life.
by Triton King Dick May 22, 2017
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dope donkey dick

The best dick in the whole world that will have you making tacos afterwards
I'm getting the dope donkey dick dropped in my draws
by khaoschef December 06, 2014
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donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.
On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.
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