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Swing Dance Pendulum

A variant of the Slow Dance Chubby for those with more class. In addition to being a fun and awkward accessory, it keeps time quite well!
Partnered with the cutest girl in the class, I managed to make it halfway through "Sing, Sing, Sing" before the ol' Swing Dance Pendulum started up again.
by OminousT July 31, 2012
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fuck, fight, or dance

Doing whatever you got to do to survive.
Some folks have family. Some have money. I had neither. For me it was fuck, fight, or dance.
by Puma city June 8, 2019
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Dance of the Mad Shitter

When you wake up one morning to find the gates of your asshole ready to give way, consequently you find yourself having to to fucking charge to the bathroom to ensure that the brown discharge lands in the goddamn shitter and not your undergarments.
"I woke up early and saw eddie charge past me to the john.. Damn son, it must have been the Dance of the mad shitter."
by El chicken January 4, 2015
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ipad break dance

on your ipad, when the screen doesn't display right when you turn it on its side and then turn back to correct the display on the screen.
user 1: damn i cant type because the keyboard is hiding the text box.
user 2: have you tried the ipad break dance?
user 3: oh thanks, that fixed it!
by pixiegod November 7, 2013
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poki-roki dance

A dance one does when dealt dem poki-roki's (two aces) in your hole cards in texas hold-em. The dances choreography is that of raising ones arms while your hands are pointing outwards horizontally; then making a 'wobbling' motion with your arms and head.

Much has been debated over the origins of the poki-roki dance. Some have even proclaimed it was first used by the Ancient Egyptians (due its similar style). However it was infact first used in a poker room in Aberdeen during the early 21st century by players desperate to be dealt dem poki-roki's.

It is now used by many who want or who have just been dealt two aces.
The following two scenarios show a realistic reenactment of a typical poki-roki- dance related converstation

Example 1:

(player is dealt aces) Player: 'do the poki-roki dance!' (Note: this is usually done online to avoid tells)

Example 2:

(player want aces) Player 1: 'do the poki-roki dance!'

Player 2: 'how? What is it'

Player 3: 'are you a n00b?

Player 1: queck to the left then queck to the right. I love dem rocks!
by RaySmey April 14, 2010
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horizontal monkey dance

The best name for sex ever created
Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.
by Teabagger January 5, 2005
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high school dancing

when girls give their dance partners a hand job with their ass cheeks.
dude, i got some mad blue-balls from all that high school dancing.
by shamtothewizow March 31, 2009
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