judgement day

The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.

Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!

by thejamdude January 6, 2006

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A 'Bryn' Day

One of those days when everything you do seems to be wrong.

Teacher: What is 2+2?
Sucky: 5?
Teacher: No, it's 4 you dumbass.
Trevor: Oh dear Sucky, you're having A 'Bryn' Day!

by Danny.E. November 23, 2009

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TommyInnit Day

Friday is tommyinnit day.

Person 1: Its friday
Person 2: No its TommyInnit Day

by PrincessParkLarry February 23, 2021

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Mother's Day

Mother's Day (MUH-thurz day)n. the first day in a new month when welfare, moreover disability or social security checks, are received by mail or direct deposit

>at the trailor park<
Sue: "Thank christ it's the first of the month."
Maryann: "Why is that?"
Sue: "It's Mother's Day and I can buy some stuff."
Maryann: "Don't you think you should pay rent and utilities first?"
Sue: "Fuck off Maryann."

by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005

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Cørøna Day

When there are no new cases of corona infections or deaths on a given day, which should be treated more as an anomaly rather than a new reality, especially in places that have recently recorded a low infection or mortality rate.

Although the infection rate in the local community is low or zero, however, with new daily corona cases from returnees who have been stranded overseas for months, it’s unlikely that the country would witness a Cørøna Day any time soon.

by Covido October 15, 2020

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