Cup of Tea

London Car Dealer speak: A small profit. A 'drink' is a profit, but a cup of tea isn't a real drink, like a beer, hence the profit is small.
I knocked out that Ford KA yesterday for a monkey.

Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?

Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.
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cup of tea

Beatles: When we met the Queen, we had a cup of tea first
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Dick Cup

A plastic container to insert penis into, to relieve oneself of urine. AKA a male urinal.
Why the fuck does a 30 year old need me to hold the dick cup??

Yo, nurse, hand me that dick cup over there!
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chilly cup

Frozen koolaid in a cup..usually every neighborhood in the hood has several houses that sell them...often times fruit is added..they generally cost between 25- 75 cents..You can find them in the Northeast FL region
The pineapple chilly cups are the best flavor.
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Suction Cupping

When two girls touch vaginas, no movement.
Are you down to try suction cupping with me?
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Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.
Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."
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guff cup

When you fart on your hand and wipe it across a friends face.
I had a nasty fart so I guff cupped it into deacons face
by Ob303 February 23, 2024
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