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Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque
Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed
by Chris fischer April 21, 2022
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Cracker

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Ass cracker

One who takes a womans anal virginity.
Yeah it was her first time doing anal, I was her ass cracker.
by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020
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Ass cracker

The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.
She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.
by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020
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Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes
by Cjashh November 12, 2020
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Bitty White-Cracker

A fat, middle-aged, ugly bitch.
Person 1: Look at that bitch
Person 2: She looks so fucking nasty and middle-aged
Person 1: What a bitty white-cracker
by Sasssssysaucyyy November 14, 2020
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Cracker

During slave days this word was used by slaves.

A white slave owner would whip slaves creating a cracking sound. The person doing the whipping was known as a cracker.
Here come that cracker, better get to work.
by Refer to me as sir December 2, 2020
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