Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

The thing who told u the truth about how ur mom's mom is not ur grandma. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
by NoCapUranus October 4, 2021

by Ilovemochi123 March 14, 2024

The phrase "fr fr no cap" is a shortened way of saying "For real, for real, no cap". "No cap" is a slang term, meaning "No bullshit", "No shit" etc. and it is commonly used to signal the fact that some kind of information is not false. Therefore, "fr fr no cap" is a phrased commonly used by Gen Z's to signal the same thing: the fact that some kind of information is not false.
by ilovelinguistics123 January 23, 2024

To take those small thumb or pinkie condoms and place it over ones clit.so as to provide manual stimulation.
I did a clit cap yesterday at work . Obviously.i had to leave my clothes on
So by the time I got home I had 5 raging orgasms!
So by the time I got home I had 5 raging orgasms!
by 4realazitgits March 10, 2021

by Major League Cap February 18, 2024
