Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

No bubble rap around the edges

When you're straight to the point, no dancing around.

He dident even try he just left it with no bubble rap around the edges.

by SandMan8 February 2, 2017

bubble sensor

A device designed to detect the presence of gas bubbles in a liquid.

A bubble sensor would just tell the bubble to get the fuck out of here.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Bubbly girl

The one that everyone always supports and defends in every dispute.

It was about time someone stood up to the bubbly girl instead of for the bubbly girl.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

Bubbles

At first there was no booty but God said " let there be booty" and thus bubbles was born.

Id fuck bubbles for a million dollars

by Dr. Nitraflex January 19, 2017

Struggle Bubble

A social bubble that’s comprised of slackers and motivators. When the slackers cry of problems and the motivators have solutions. It becomes a struggle bubble when the slackers mentally shutdown when the motivators provide a solution to their cries.

Slacker: My car is broken and have no money!
Motivator: Want to apply to my company and get a good paying job?
Slacker: Hell No, because I might lose my government free money.
Motivator: I thought you preached about free loaders?
Slacker: Whatever, I’m going to smoke some weed.
Then begins the struggle bubble once other motivators and slackers start bickering within the social bubble.

by Chuckingrocks June 13, 2023

fishy bubble bath

To blow raspberries into a girls wet vagina

If you don't give your girl a 'fishy bubble bath' your an absolute joke

by Ryan omg'leary January 20, 2017