Cram bag

Its when you have no condom and have to resort to using a plastic bag to have "protected" sex

" yo dude last night at the party me and this chick were real horny and she wanted to fuck but i didnt have a condom so i had to "cram bag" that bitch"

by Pafrick and Renegade March 19, 2010

freezer bags

It is when a chick has really nice knockers, they make you freeze in your tracks.

That girl has some nice ass freezer bags.

by Nelson Williamson April 8, 2008

double bag

When you may be worried that a certain girl may have std's, you "double bag it".

Damn, Vanessa is dope and all, but she's boned over 50 dudes. You can bet when I hit it this weekend, I'm gonna double bag it!

by Marvel May 9, 2003

douche bags

an insult. see "John Edwards"

On south park, John Edwards won the biggest douche bag in the universe award

by skinny whiteboy October 14, 2003

bag of fruits

1) A person who acts very homosexual like. A fruity person. A person who is very unmanly, or a man that does unmanly acts.

2) A person who sucks

Cristiano Ronaldo is such a bag of fruits for crying after the game!

Man, you are such a bag of fruits for faking on us to go hang out with your girlfriend that whips you.

by LuLu21 May 11, 2011

tool bag

The supreme combination of being an utter tool and a total douche bag. Think fist pumping pricks with no brains, a thick Jersey/NYC/Long Island accent (you know the one), and overly tanned orange skin. Oh, and mountains of hair gel for their short haircuts.

All the guys on MTV's Jersey shore are complete tool bags and they don't even know it. Sit back and enjoy.

by Greekbrain December 15, 2009

hoe-bag

Usually a member of the female sex who frequently engages in lewd acts of sexual activity, often including bestiality.

Also, the satchel used to collect butt-mud dropped from the hineys of horses in a drawn carriage.

Example: Brianne and Heba are such hoe-bags; last night they had sex with 4 different guys and even a couple of donkeys.

by Dirty Dirty Dan May 14, 2006