When your girl tells you that she loves you and that she has always been faithful, while at the same time she is totally getting dominated by your best friends behind your back.
Paully: Man she would never cheat on me!
Danny: Dude she is totally pulling a texas two step on your ass!
Danny: Dude she is totally pulling a texas two step on your ass!
by Tmoney35 December 22, 2009
A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."
by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005
all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.
Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.
by TheSluttyTurtle October 09, 2010
West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.
Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century”
Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”
Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”
by fuckboy1986 January 29, 2021
by Booker T. Washington April 28, 2008
Plano, texas(frisco #2) is basically a replica of Frisco. Girls suck dick and then brag about cum shots up their nose. Some people think they are black and use the "n word pass" and then they think they are ghetto. They fuck anyone who asks them because they are a bunch of hoes whose only goal in life is to have a body count higher then their age. The kids come to school higher then their GPA and their pants lower then their IQ. Everyone gets laid like chickens and all the white girls tell their daddy and mommy to sue so they can get money for fucking pods. Majority of Plano kids hangout with Frisco kids because they want Frisco clout. Every bitch ass is flatter then SpongeBob face. And with that being said Plano Is dumb as fuck and should blow up. Also some white girl is probably going to sew me for writing this just so she can buy a fury dildo or sum shit.
My friend told me he wanted to kill himself so I told him if he wanted more pain to move to Plano, Texas(frisco #2)
by yeadude111 May 30, 2019
Acronym for "Suck My Dick" from Texas !!!
The same as GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER.
The same as GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER.
by William Warney May 23, 2011