charred asshole

A word used to illustrate something that tastes, smells or feels very bad.

"Damn, did someone poop their pants? It smells like charred asshole in here!" OR "I woke up with a sore throat and a fever. I feel like charred asshole!"

charred asshole by Pee Bag September 2, 2016

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Hardened asshole

A serious condition, mostly affecting the English population, in which ones asshole becomes hardened after years of excessive beer drinking while eating Indian food, an unlikely combo that will result in terrible hangovers and fiery diarrhea the next morning.

A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff

bloody hell, I wish I hadn't pulled a porky last night and eaten so much Indian food while drinking! Now I have a hardened asshole.

Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.

Hardened asshole by hot tea June 3, 2016

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Little asshole

a term that describes a young male under the age of eighteen; they tend to be defiant to rules setforeth by their parents, techers, adults, or legal guardians; parents tend to use this phrase when their kid is being a bitch

"Mason you little asshole"
"Carter you fucking asshole"

Little asshole by Martyfscld November 20, 2016

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15% asshole discount

The act of not tipping at a restaurant. The way voluntary tipping policy works, you get to decide what a server gets paid at a restaurant. You don't tip, they don't get payed. Therefor, if you are an asshole, you can get a 15% discount at any restaurant as long as you don't care if the server gets payed for his/her work. (could also be used as the 18% or 20% asshole discount, depending on tipping standards)

Hey, did you see that Steve did not leave a tip for the waitress? He is certainly taking advantage of the 15% asshole discount.

15% asshole discount by Ethereal Tea December 2, 2016