christian

a handsome guy with a beautiful smile that light up a room a laugh that makes you happy and eyes like no one else it so hard not to fall in love with him

have you ever fallen in love ? if so with who ? i feel in love and its been the best feeling ever thank you christian for making everyday a better day then the day before i love you christian <3

by blueheart_ rivas 17 February 2, 2022

CHRISTIAN

A verb to ruin the vibe of a conversation by making an awkward joke

He really christianed the conversation by making a sex joke about my mum

by MCRoundhouse August 30, 2022

Christian Alber

The type of guy to send you to camp.

Go to the camp dude!
Bro, you're being such a Christian Alber, but I'm already going. Gonna be so clean after that shower.

by Tigerballz December 13, 2018

christian.

the most perfect, amazing, caring person ever, hes the only person ive ever loved, and i never want to lose him<33

christian. is the best person ever.

by flixsammy January 19, 2022

christian knight

A badass that loves to eat, and can't be more crazy,he has no filter and is amazing at almost anything

It's a Christian knight

by Wild_card7703 March 14, 2017

Christian Goulding

His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

by GeetLord January 5, 2018

Christian Tag

When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.

Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.

They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."

> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."

by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025