miked-it

Used to refer to someone who has become so ridiculously cross-faded that even simple motor skills and actions required to live (ex. breathing) are a near impossible task.
Jared: Dude you were hella fucked up last night! Anthony had to carry you to your room and undress you because you couldn't even move.
Justin: Yeah dude you definitely Miked-it last night!
by jrock916 May 26, 2011
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Big Mike

Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.
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Big Mike

Verb

The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 03, 2023
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big mike

A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.
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Big Mike

Term for when you cum in your own belly button
Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.
by Chuck_Fuck December 13, 2020
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Mike Afton

random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing
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magic mike-ing

An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony
“How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
“Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”
by sparklygoldfish July 07, 2022
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