Name

the best person in the world. he's one in a million. he's polite, kind, thoughtful, and freaking hilarious. there is never going to be anyone like him. i love him more than any boy.

Girl: Hi what's your name?
Bryan: My name is Bryan
Girl: fuck me..

by blgra. January 1, 2017

page name

strippers have a “stage name” for work and hookers have a “page name” for when they post ads.

Brittany- “So should I use my real name when I post my ad?”

Stacey- “No way girl!! I always use the page name Trixie when I post”

by @sawstintheloss June 29, 2025

Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Anyone named ffion

Lesbian

Omg is that anyone named ffion ?? Run before she touches you up

by Chonko_vr April 19, 2022

middle name Veronica

if u have the middle name veronica you are the bitchiest person on earth. u think ur quirky and badass when ur just not. u share ur problems with people that don’t give two shits. ur also fake asf and get jealous easily but u cant admit that.

hey r u friends w that girl?

eh not really shes highkey fake and annoying
ohhh she must have the middle name veronica

by .giules May 21, 2020

My name is poopface

This is such a silly phrase why did you even search it?????

You are such a poopface for searching this word. Poop face is a weird word and some people are weird so they like to call them selves poopface. Therefore someone could say: my name is poopface.

by Laila_Green445 September 11, 2021