Curly haired creeper

any person as the name implies with curly hair who facebook stalks or lurks around building corners unbeknownst to others

"Oh my god, look at Susie, she is such a curly haired creeper!"

by skaryredhead May 18, 2009

Turtle beach hair

The result of playing your xbox/ ps3 too long while wearing a turtle beach headset.

When I'm done playing Halo, I usually end up with a bad case of turtle beach hair.

by Megadethisgood December 9, 2011

kung-fu hair

Long and shaggy hairstyle reminiscent of circa 1970's kung-fu movies. Noteable examples include Jacky Chan in his earlier films and more recently, Steve Oedekerk's character in Kung Pow.

Zhang Yao: "Wang, I see you're sporting kung-fu hair these days."
Wang Chun: "Yeah, I know. I'm trying to save money for that new rickshaw by cutting back on haircuts."

by Joshua Chao October 1, 2005

Butt Hair Bridge

When hair from around the Anus connects between the butt cheeks, therefore manufacturing a so-called bridge. Sitting down or scratching the Anus, usually destroys the bridge.

Thought I got bite by an ant or something, turns out another Butt Hair Bridge(BHB)was being constructed.

by Reverse Learn April 27, 2009

drop the hair routine

this phrase is used when someone thinks you have nice or cool hair. usually used with hockey players and baseball players.

Girl: "drop the hair routine!!"

Boy: "aye! thank you!"

by daddystoes69 March 14, 2020

jungkook's long hair

the hair owned by jungkook was long and soft but then sadly it was cut and the worst part was that we never saw a man bun :'(

girl one:did you see jungkook's long hair?!
girl two:omg yea I did,did you see that he cut it?!
girl one:bitch

by yoongis three dollar chain October 13, 2019

Hows my hair

How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"

Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*

by CaTheMousseiest September 8, 2013