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baby sleepover

many babies are gathered and thrown into a sleeping bag followed by a wolverine on angel dust and then you watch to see which baby lives the longest
"Hey do you wanna do something exciting!?"
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
in unison "BABY SLEEPOVER!"
"I'll get the wolverine..."
by garygaga October 13, 2011
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That's XCOM baby

This is Xcom baby is a reference by fans of the unfair nature of Xcom as players can lose members in a single turn thanks to an unfair rng getting them killed, such as missing a 80%+ shot or enemies
Your soldier missing a 90% chance, That's XCOM baby!
by XCOM Fan March 12, 2023
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Residue Baby

A residue baby is an infant born to a mother that used narcotics up until the discovery of her pregnancy. The baby is not a full-blown crack baby, but a residue baby.
What is wrong with that baby? It seems to be slightly twitching abnormally.
It's a residue baby! The mother was high on crack until the day she found out she was pregnant.
by Angel of the Knight February 16, 2023
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Bulletproof Baby

This term originates from when any mom carrying a baby or pushing a baby stroller feels so entitled to space that she becomes immune from all danger or trouble. For example: When she is in a crowded shopping mall and she just barges straight thru all the people, like she is DARING someone to bump into to her or the baby. Also very common is for her to just walk right out into traffic without looking for cars, i.e. because she "has a baby". It is assumed this entitlement comes from the social factor that anybody harming the baby would be at fault, even though baby momma is acting recklessly. It may also happen because baby momma assumes if the baby gets hurt, she will have a big financial payout. This may be why bulletproof baby syndrome often occurs more in lower income areas, but still can happen in any economic strata.
Check out baby momma walking out into traffic without looking ........guess she's got bulletproof baby with her in the stroller , so she's the terminator now.
by SirWonky July 18, 2017
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Baby Tennis

A sex position where one pregnant females births their baby in the others hole, plunging the baby in and out back and forth.
"Dude I just did baby tennis with my mom"
by Little D August 10, 2017
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Cloth baby

Young KKK member born by cumming inside of a T-shirt and incubating it for nine months.
Wow look it’s a cloth baby.
by LittleCuhBlackBoi September 1, 2017
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septic baby

Brad: "bro i just had a major septic baby in the denny's bathroom"
Kevin: "what the fuck"
by marblecakealsothegame13 February 27, 2019
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