freak my geek

Freaked out to the uber level.

as in "That humongous spider totally made me Freak My Geek!!"

by Celtilic May 20, 2014

shaking my sofa

A way of getting revenge or harassing someone

Nick: You didn't share your croissant with me, and had my sandwich without permission? Just you wait; one day, you'll come home and your sofa will be shaking!
OR
X:Physics and Chemistry were pretty easy in the test, but Maths was definitely shaking my sofa.

by ShakeMySofa February 10, 2023

Mouth hug my flesh straw

Suck my dick

Hello my lady, would you care to mouth hug my flesh straw?

by Turtle whisper May 8, 2025

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

My ball

That’s yo girl

Ref do something that’s my ball!

by doodoogarbage67 May 27, 2025

Powerwash My Deck

I want you to suck my dick.

Him: Powerwash my deck with your mouth
Her: *gug gug gug*

by Powerwashing April 15, 2019

going out with my boots on

Attending a Randy Houser concert. It’s a reference to Randy’s 2009 top 5 hit single “Boots On.”

Marj: Did you hear that Randy Houser is playing a concert in town this weekend?

Edward: You gonna go?

Marj: Hell yeah, I’m going out with my boots on!

by Michelangelo Sky August 13, 2022