touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 06, 2025
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Dumb Ass Fucktard

Steve: “holy shit that Dumbass Fucktard just cut us off.”

Brian: “That was a cross walk.”

Dumb Ass Fucktard: a dumb asshole whose fucking retarded.
by Needlebeetle69 September 19, 2020
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Half ass cheek

Skinheads and people with skin hair cuts who understand a buoyancy of life well enough to know the ultimate fundamental of any existence since weight is burden that has been overcome. The reference is derived from a whooty, her ass cheeks, which half of it looks exactly like the back of a skinheads head and someone with a skin hair cut.
Example 1: Than man is so straight, he an heterosexual everyone calls him a half ass cheek.

Example 2: Lucifer solved the problem in minutes today in class, the lecture teaching the class "she called him a half ass cheek".

Example 3: The sun shine is half ass cheek man.
by Cypharr December 07, 2015
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Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet
Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up
by lordyrei December 12, 2024
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Video Game Ass Video Game

A video game that takes full advantage of the advantages of the interactive part of the medium. Where said player interactions elevate the experience such that the gameplay allows players or overlook aspects that may be lacking, like story, graphics, or voice acting.
some examples may include:
Metal Gear Rising: Revengence, Crualty Squad, Pizza Tower. just to name a few,
If I'm going to spend my time playing a game, I want it to be a real Video Game Ass Video Game.
by FlapjackBM January 15, 2025
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Traffic ass

When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.
by Chickenflucker69420 January 29, 2021
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Lesbian ass bitch

"when I think of a lesbian ass bitch, I think of lola"
by Kyle the best bitch December 17, 2023
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