my back itches

U feel a slight tickle on ur back, then it gets annoying and u scratch but can’t reach

Mom, my back itches, help!

by typxcal September 29, 2019

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.

In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.

by Diggy Bick March 09, 2023

My boyfried

When my boyfried gumbüł

I love my boyfried

by Sisiejis October 26, 2022

My morning face

Not a nice sight.

Someone who sees me: OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME.
Me: This is just my morning face tho...

by I'm honest I swear April 04, 2015

My berginer hurts

Something Fernanda L would probably say cause her berginer hurts like hell

My berginer hurts grandson gimme some fish i needa shove that

by zayyumibelookingliekmonalisa May 19, 2018

My Vaginie

What you yell when you hit your pussoire on something like the seat of a small tricycle.

xoxo gossip girl yeah 💓

person 1: video this

person 2 yes

person 1 *going down the ramp and hitting their cat on the tricycle seat* MY VAGINIE

by Mama Chiba August 18, 2020