dick bought

When someone defends a man seemingly to the death despite the fact that the man they defend is more than likely abusive, a rapist, a pedophile, an annoying ass rumor mill, destroys people and his own "friends" for his own entertainment, etc. Usually the man that dickboughters are defending is usually a drug dealer and they're afraid to lose their fix.

Dick bought: "He may be a rapist and abuser but, that's my boy, he knows where the good weed at"
Normal person: "Oh, you're dickbought!"

Normal person: "Uh, dude I wouldn't be cool with that guy. He's a pedophile."
Dick bought: *literally foams at the mouth and threatens a normal person's life because "their boy" gets them drugs and had a social standing in high school*

by RedTiger515 September 11, 2021

Pickle dick

A mental disease when you are so fixated on your gender reconstruction surgery

Na sam got major pickle dick right now

by Pick dick September 12, 2021

dick

a nickname and definetely not what you are thinking about right now

teacher: hi everyone let me show you this dick
teacher: can you please let richard go back to his seat

by ryuk is hot af🥵 September 12, 2021

Eating Dick

Sucking on a penis that was just up your pussy/ass or, just came out of a mans pants and is hard as hell.

Eating Dick

You: “I was eating dick last night!”
Friend: “Damn, you’re lucky!”

by Laylathecrazylesbian September 12, 2021

Leos Dick

Leos Dick is bigger than all of his friends. His XXXL dong will make anyone who's name that starts with the first 3 letters of the alphabet, very jealous.

Leos Dick is a semi truck muffler

by I fucked Leo September 12, 2021

Dick

The dick smells like bad weed

If you don’t wash your dick it won’t grow

by Mr.stinkydick September 12, 2021

Dick Boy

Dick Boy dates back to when I got mad at a Dick Boy in April. To this day, I still think of him as a Dick Boy.

"Wow, he really called you a Dick Boy? That means you must have done something really despicable"

by anonymous September 13, 2021