The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy
by Rexstfs December 23, 2021
Get the Ventriloquist surprisemug. Surprise balogna is when you carve a hole into balogna and fill it with C-4 and plug it to look innocent and hand it to someone whom needs to be unalived.
A: Where's Karen? She said she would be here.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.
by JeezyWheezy June 21, 2022
Get the Surprise balognamug. The act of when a small group of people are hanging out, and one person let’s out a silent but deadly fart without letting anyone else in the group know it was them.
David: *farts silently*
Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”
Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”
Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”
Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”
by S-Renee June 5, 2020
Get the Silent surprisemug. A sentence used in any conversation that will make your friends stop talking and will do 1 of 2 things:
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that
by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021
Get the loud and potentially surprising sound effectmug. "I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."
by hotcock69 November 28, 2020
Get the Juicy Surprisemug. When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”
by Qeefburger October 23, 2017
Get the ogre ooze surprisemug. by robowolf May 3, 2016
Get the Chocolate Surprisemug.