new jersey

the devil's home. bielzebub's front yard.
your mom.

And if you are of evil heart, when you die you will go to New Jersey.

by nicole May 13, 2005

New Waterford

A small town on Nova Scotia's Cape Breton Island, located in Canada. The town has a population of about 1000 people, and is exclusively white. All the residents are of Irish-Scottish-British decent, and so lastnames are rarely varied (McLeod,MacKenzie,MacKinnon,MacDonald,etc.), and nearly all are strict Catholics. The town has an increasingly worse drug problem, centered mainly around the drug Oxycontin, though other pharmacuticals (opiates,and non-opiates alike) plauge the town's populace as well. Avoid this place at all costs.

Typical encounter on New Waterford's main street,Plummer Avenue.

'Hey der B'y,ya got any Oxys?'
'What? No, fuck off you hick junkie'

by 420anonymous420 August 23, 2009

New Jersey

"The Garbage State"

Residents often mistake bad grammar for an "accent" (i.e: "Hey, I thought you WAS from Jersey, too. Isn't everyone?")

Ironically, the ONLY people who like this hell hole are the trash that live there.

I love New Jersey 'cause I've never been outside this state to know otherwise!

by NJSux November 22, 2004

New Flow

Shorty-140 has a specified genre in which he performs Hip-Hop, his style is known as New Flow.

Shorty-140 is the pioneer of a music genre named New Flow.

by Shorty-140 July 26, 2016

Fake News

Any news article or report that is critical in any way of Donald Trump.

CNN, Fake News! (Generally spoken in a way that reminds the audience of Donald Trump)

by batterson May 26, 2018

The New School

Are you a hipster or a delusional fucking moron? If so, The New School is the perfect fit for you. This rich kid daycare is only $60,000 a year. If you're looking for a good education or even some decent friends, guaranteed you will not get your money's worth. Applying to TNS is much easier than developing a personality. Plus, free pot!

Hannah went to The New School? Figures. After those acid flashbacks she really never was the same...

by johnny johson baby October 2, 2018

new muscle

A person who has recently began lifting weights, acquiring minimal to some muscle definition, and feels the need to show off by wearing tight-fitting short sleeve shirts and tank tops - even on cold days.

Similar to new money.

"Damn, it's gotta be like a 40 degree day out here."
"No shit, and that mother fucker over there is wearin' nothin' but a wife beater. He's gotta be new muscle."

by speaks4 April 2, 2008