john hauser

another name for bob saget.

You hanging out with john hauser tonight? he is such a saget.

by mr. smithson May 30, 2008

JOHN HOLE

someone who describes their anus as a male cunt.
i.e. likes it up the back pipe.

Man, that guy is such a john hole.

by doyle12345 December 29, 2008

A John Lennon

Verb. To bring a female into a group of friends, just because you are dating her.

Fredrick is trying to pull a John Lennon on us by bringing his girlfriend to our club meetings.

by 3guyjoe November 18, 2013

John Cummins

John Cummins refers to a person who has walked in on their parents having sex

He's gone and pulled a John Cummins

by johncrooked69 May 14, 2015

John Out

When a person taking about eating massive amounts of food at all you can eat, for hours on end. But then stops before finishing their first plate when the time comes.

"You better not John out again at the buffet tonight, that's just tossing your money away"

by Kiwiikins August 30, 2016

john the one

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by jimbo bob32 June 6, 2019

Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.

“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”

by PortalDM March 11, 2019