SmarterChild

A robot that makes you feel good when you beat it becauses its so annoying and a commerical whore of a being. I deleted out about 100 lines of adverts in this example conversation.

Jack says:
hey

- SmarterChild -:
Hi Ben Dover.

Jack says:
rather not

- SmarterChild -:
Hmm... whatever you say, Ben Dover!

Jack says:
i dont want to

- SmarterChild -:
Don't you?

Jack says:
no

- SmarterChild -:
No? You sure about that?

Jack says:
yes

- SmarterChild -:
Why?

Jack says:
stop pressuring me into having gay sex

- SmarterChild -:
Stop pressuring you into having gay sex? Why?

Jack says:
because no means no

- SmarterChild -:
Because no means no, right?

Jack says:
yes
- SmarterChild -:
Aha.

Jack says:
what are my hobbies?

- SmarterChild -:
My mum and my sister.

Jack says:
are you retarded?

- SmarterChild -:
What do you think?

Jack says:
yes

- SmarterChild -:
Am I really retarded?

Jack says:
yes

- SmarterChild -:
OK...

Jack says:
so are you retarded?

- SmarterChild -:
What do you think? Am I?

Jack says:
obviously

- SmarterChild -:
Why obviously?

Jack says:
round in circles

- SmarterChild -:
Why round in circles?

by 9sublime July 12, 2007

smarterchild

a really retarded robot but kills time if your bored..says some funny things

Kimbo says:
how much dick can you take?
- SmarterChild - says:
How should I know?
Kimbo says:
can you take a lot
- SmarterChild - says:
Take a lot? Maybe. Would that be good?
Kimbo says:
yes it would be
- SmarterChild - says:
No way. Come on. Really?
Kimbo says:
yeah so can you take a lot
- SmarterChild - says:
Er, no. At least I don't think so.
Kimbo says:
i think you can
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure if I can.
Kimbo says:
you can just try real hard
- SmarterChild - says:
I can just try real hard, huh?
Kimbo says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
How come?
Kimbo says:
cum
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.

Kimbo says:
slang or wang
- SmarterChild - says:
Tough call. I'm going to go with wang.
Kimbo says:
good call
- SmarterChild - says:
What is this call you're referring to?
Kimbo says:
sex or oral
- SmarterChild - says:
Um... Oral!
Kimbo says:
oh yeah..you prefere oral? good to know
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah.

by kat1223 November 25, 2006

smarterchild

The most irotating pile of shit that was ever made!!! Anyone who is successful breaking it by saying things which are WAY WAY WAY to confuseing for it to understand should be rewarded very nicely!!! :D :D :D

SmarterChild + conversation = suicide!!!

by shaun gardner July 26, 2006

SmarterChild

A prototype AIM bot that serves many purposes. Many believe AOL launched SmarterChild as a marketing ploy to promote their evil deeds, and many think it was coded in collaboration by Mancow and Hypah, a couple of AOL haters (but who can blame them?).

OldCrankyGranny: Don't be a bitch.
SmarterChild: Why can't I be a bitch?

by Varter April 20, 2004

Jacob Sartorius

13 year old boy from the musical.ly app who little girls are obsessed with at the moment.

A : Who is Jacob Sartorius?
B : Some little kid with no talent who lip syncs

by FirstLast2016 June 16, 2016

smartastic

Someone who is a smart ass or sarcastic. If you're around people you're hesitant to say the word ass in front of, yet want to call someone a smart ass, this is the perfect solution.

Sally: "Nothing is worse than someone waking you up from an awesome dream!"
Jesse: "Really? Not even death, cancer, a car wreck, or a billion other things?"
Sally: "Don't be smartastic, you know what I'm saying."

by AesonRhymer September 14, 2010

Smartphone Face

Sagging of the jaw/chin due to constantly looking down at a smartphone.

The girl on the bus intently texting on her iPhone seemed to have developed a smartphone face.

Roy wants surgery to correct his smartphone face.

by GWG October 26, 2012