Milking your Sausage

Masturbating until your cum

Dude 1: Dude, stop milking your sausage, it's NNN!
Dude 2: Get out of my room!

by meatroller December 13, 2019

Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality

Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.

by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010

sausage party

Invite a bunch of people to a party/gathering and only dudes show up.

We planned to have a lit pool party but it turn into a sausage party.

by johnstone337 July 21, 2017

Sausage Bender

A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.

1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.

2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.

3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.

by Arockstar4life May 28, 2018

Blind Sausage Whiff

Not great

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff

by RockyWears April 18, 2024

Deli sausage

Another name for a condom that can be used to conceal what you're talking about.

E.g: "Hey Kane, do you have a deli sausage?" "Yeah theres one in my bag"

by WATERMRMELON July 25, 2021

Sausage holster

The vajayjay of a 'popular' girl.

Mary may not have been the prettiest girl around, but she was rumored to have a beautiful sausage holster. Soldier, holster that weapon!

by Nutbuster February 12, 2024