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butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.
Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.
by somedude149 May 27, 2014
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Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 26, 2019
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captain pirate hose

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.
by Notamon October 9, 2021
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Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.
Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.
by theoldcrow January 17, 2012
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Foxy the Pirate

Girl Have u seen Foxy The Pirates he's the hottest Animated
Bonnie Mine!
by LOLBitSuprise June 5, 2020
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The Pirate Bay

The best website on the internet, which lets you download basically everything, including movies, music etc.
urban dictionary fuckingly forces me to write an example that includes the word so ill just go: the pirate bay
by FishyFrog August 12, 2023
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The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
mugGet the The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theoremmug.

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