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Touching Pickles

See George and Tyler over there? They've totally been touching pickles.
by DisasterWeenie August 17, 2019
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Postal Pickle

Trend initiated in Germany in the early 2010s, originating from the older rural hospitality custom of sending a guest home with a jar of pickles or other preserves. The recent modern practice of including a pickle with gifts of gratitude or invitation has been popularized in western European countries, the US, and Canada.

Earlier related adoptions in the west (US/CAN) include pickles accompanying deli sandwiches or other 'working man' lunches (particularly common in the US tri-state area, given the large European immigrant community).
Bro! You got a postal pickle?! That's so sweet, she must really want you back...
by postalfiend62 August 18, 2019
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Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch
Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste
by big weewee haver August 22, 2019
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mental pickle

"It seems you've caught me in a mental pickle." -Dumb Horny Boy (who has a finance but wants nudes from another girl)
by Funnygal123456789 August 22, 2019
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snotty pickle

When a girl is giving a guy head with a loogie in her throat
She was giving me sloppy toppy and I came out with a snotty pickle
by handsomediety August 25, 2019
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big pickle big suck

Sucky suck tonight, at big pickle big suck?
by Bizmo Funyins August 27, 2019
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Pickle poison.

When a pickle gets poisoned and you eat it as a date.
“Yo Matt, I dare you to pickle poison.”

“Dude okay
by Laceythepaninihead September 7, 2019
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