Jay pee

Jay pee ain’t no Casanova
by Prince Ofori Atta August 29, 2021
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Pee Flow Tree

The process of deciding whether or not to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
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es-pee-onage

The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.
How did James know that I was uncircumcised? He must be a master of es-pee-onage.
by Jack Atrophy August 07, 2022
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Irony pee girl

girl who likes piss and hasn't heard of irony
by Beter griffin 2 January 24, 2022
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pee at the poop store

Metaphor for two things that should not be together.
Now they got pinapple on pizza, next there'll be pee at the poop store.
by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023
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pee-shock

(a.k.a p-ripple): the cold rush of blood at the end of taking a leak, often sending waves of chill nerves down the spine and spraying goose-bumps all over the body.
"He had such an audible pee-shock i thought he was jerking off."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."
by wordmonk November 08, 2011
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Pee Pee Promise

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.
Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"

Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"

Girl: Ok, let's kiss!
by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023
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