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dynamite dick

an occasion when you can't hold your nut for more then a few seconds.
Eminem had a horrible case of dynamite dick when he got it on with pamela.

your about to get your freak on with some mighty fine dime, and your worried helmet head might transform into dynamite dick.
by CORTEX OF KNOWLEDGE. October 19, 2010
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Dick Soccer

When two guys go back and forth anonymously harassing each other using their smart phones in a shameful attempt to prove who has the bigger Dick.
That computer salesman would rather get caught up in playing Dick Soccer than make a sale!
by PMAALLDAY December 12, 2014
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nasty dick

A penis that is rarely been washed and and has been in several sluts it may contain various sexually transmitted diseases.
"yo dawg i cummed inside 5 sluts last night and got a nasty dick"
by Big~D September 7, 2015
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hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish
She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now
by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018
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dick cheesellor

(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)
Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.

Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019
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dick tour

After a bad break up or other event a girl sleeps with as many men as possible. Like a tour of duty it can last any amount of time. Friends usually won't hear from the person on dick tour but will most likely hear tales from the battle field that is known as dick tour.
"She just caught her bf cheating with her best friend. She's on dick tour for at least the 3 to 6 weeks, so many dicks.
by LissaLee July 22, 2015
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BIG DICK

by Big M_2020_911 December 4, 2020
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