beer tune

A beer tune is a term applicable to ski and snowboard shops, and for the greuling summers, mountain bike shops as well. A beer tune occurs when a consumer exchanges beer or other tangible goods for ski or snowboarding tuning services. see also Weed Tune.

"Hey Bro, you guys do beer tunes here?"
A: Sure man, a case of Fat Tire will get that board looking brand new.

Alternate responses...
A2: "Get the fuck out you cheap ass hippie!"
or A3: "rather do a weed tune this week!!"

by Big Pimpin RJ December 26, 2007

Beer Zombie

An alcoholic with qualities of the un-dead.
Reanimated human corpse with constant desire to consume beer or other alcohol related beverages.
An intoxicated, maggot riddled, rotted & disfunctional drunk.

My pet BEER ZOMBIE hates you, but loves your guts.

by rrrwethereyet June 13, 2011

Beer Brawling

When you go to a party, drink till you don't feel anything and then fight for fun. You also have to be drunk enough to the point where everything you do is sloppy

Dan kicked Cam's ass last night at the party while they were beer brawling, and Cam says he didn't even remember feeling anything.

by Gerorgia Boi March 21, 2008

the beer vendor

While performing intercourse on a preferably fit and limber respectable female, the man tosses her legs up over his shoulders and embraces her by the arms. He then stands while still penetrating her, so she mimics the position of a sporting event beer vendor's tray, and walks to a different room whilst hollering "cold beer!". Extra points for going up or down a staircase.

We were boning on the living room couch but the dog started licking me so I tossed her into the beer vendor and went upstairs to the bedroom.

by MrPinky September 23, 2011

root beer

Slang: Attention Whore (as in A&W)

That chick wearin' the booty shorts is a root beer.

by blah blah blah jc March 10, 2014

Bitch Beer

Wine.

Victor is a bitch for drinking that bitch beer cooler.

by Nathan Jacoby December 17, 2008

Dank beer

beer that has skunked already. often times cheaper at the beer dock. served after everyone has been drinking so they can't tell the difference.

joe: wanna grab me a beer?

scott: yeah sure.
joe: wtf this is a dank beer eww gross.

by michaelstudt November 28, 2012