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eastport south manor is probably one of the whitest schools on li. even though there's literal token black and hispanic kids, there is still a diverse population. rich white kids (eastport), poor white kids (mastic), gay white kids, tall white kids, short white kids. recently, the school was on news 12 twice for a policeman leaving his gun in a bathroom stall and a vice principal watching porn in a classroom. the admins are more worried about looks and damage control than actually helping the students and teachers, there is NO communication between the students and admin at the very least. the jshs looks poor, since the lunch food is ass and there's been water leaking out from the ceilings since forever. the principal knows that there are bad teachers, and still does jack shit about them. there was a bullshit rule added, which forces you to have your ID to get to lunch. I've gotten in there without needing to scan, and on those days a bunch of other people didn't need to scan, and nothing was different. the security guards are assholes, one has a fucking gun on her but clearly that shouldn't be allowed because of that police officer but whatever. one time a teacher got so mad about us not shutting up so he told us about the time whe. he watched his friend got murdered. that should paint a picture about some of the teachers who are allowed to work here. don't get me wrong, there are some genuinely really good teachers but still.
kid: this teacher at eastport south manor teaches a science class yet teaches in a very horrible manner for students who are not nerds. can you do something about him?
principal: fuck you he needs a job, no.
kid: you're allowing a teacher that gives average kids shit grades to work here because... how else is he gonna get money?
principal: yes
by iaminseverepain69 December 17, 2023
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South Surrey

Southern part of the city of Surrey, the Province of British Columbia, Canada. People in south Surrey like to differentiate themselves from the rest of the residents in Surrey, and would like to think they were not criminals.

South Surrey is the most perverted neighborhood where old Asian RCMP polices abet in old Asian fathers sexually harassing Asian daughters, and then providing false police witness report to frame the daughters after the daughters called the police as victims.
South Surrey Asian Father touched his daughter: You like it hardcore.
South Surrey Asian Daughter: I am gonna report you to police if you raped me again!
South Surrey Asian Father: Funny little chick, you wanna get another framed police report again? Haha! I will let those old Asian police handle you if you don't do what I said. Now, suck my dick.
...The rape goes on...
by vancouver123 May 1, 2022
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South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.
"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"
by Hungzo October 5, 2017
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South African Wall Piss

“The South African Wall Piss” is when you and 5 of your friends go into a public restroom and piss on the walls. You the. Proceed to tell an employee that someone pissed on the walls in the restroom. Then when they go in there to see you shut the door and you and your 5 friends rape the employee
Hey bro wanna go do the “South African Wall Piss” at elementary schools
by Duswesweswe Jhabibe April 30, 2025
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Fist of the South Star

someone who attacks only using a dick punches
"bro, hes a fist of the south star"
by LinJon05 September 22, 2020
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the old south east asia excuse

When someone makes an excuse to not attend an event because he current lives in south east asia.

The events are typically in America but any destination far from south east asia works.
This is often made worst when the event doesnt have a location and or dates.
Oh Bob will not be able to attend the bbqs, if you ask him he will probably give the old south east asia excuse.
by FavoriteDino March 1, 2019
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South Jersey Slingshot

When a car behind to slow down for a yellow light, and the car behind it quickly changes lanes and speeds past to try to beat the light.

Often seen on South Jersey roads.
I slowed down for the light and the truck behind me did a South Jersey Slingshot and zoomed by me as the light turned red.
by JDBreeze1 September 14, 2022
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