Afghan Penis

Spicy and long it becomes erect in times of war and conflict.

At the start of the war the afghan penis swelled to impressive size

by Persian princess March 11, 2014

penis puller

some one who is infatuated with the male genital region, pulling at it is one of there more favoured activities.

did you hear johns mum is a penis puller, thats why were never invited over, his dad and him wear cricket boxes because she almost ripped his dad's off once.

by yardacer August 29, 2005

Penis Waffles

A random word to shoutout in those awkward or silent moments

*Marriage Troubles*

Husband: "You don't fuck no more, I should never have put a rock on your finger''

Wife: "Well your dick aint big enough to satisfy me you jerk''

Husband: "Well your sister wasn't complaining before the ceremony!''

....................

Wife: "WHAT!!?''

.......

Husband: "Err''

............

Husband: "Penis Waffles!''

by He-Roe November 4, 2007

Knuckle Penis

The act of pretending that the knuckle of your hand is a stubby penis. This act is performed to shock onlookers.

One performs this act by covering all but the knuckle of one hand with the other hand, and placing it over one's genitals.

Knuckle Penis is usually performed over clothes, but it is not unheard of to perform the act underneath clothes, and have only the knuckle exposed through the fly.

"On no, Pops is doing knuckle penis again!?"

by EyeBall November 11, 2005

Pickled Penis

instance where the penis may seem raw, or dimpled, somtimez caused by too much masturbatoin.

Due to excessive amount of jacking off, Imran soon suffered from Pickled Penis. Ouch!

by Imran Bob Carr November 16, 2005

Penis-in-law

n. The relationship formed between two males that have both had sexual intercourse with the same woman at different times.

Beth dated Tom last year, and now Beth is dating Tom's friend Steve. Steve and Tom are penis-in-laws.

by kukumon70 July 29, 2007

penis fart

gaseous expulsion emanating from penis

A penis fart is incredibly rare and dangerous.

by Wally Petro October 14, 2008