text pretend

Pretending to be with another person via text, while being geographically separated.

John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.

Samantha: You mean text pretend?

by Bryck April 19, 2014

April 9 - National Dirty Texting and Nudes day

APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!

Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!

New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on

New snap

Received chat - I would love that…come over!!

by fuckdonkeysass April 09, 2024

Text Deaf

The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!

Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.

Guy: Thats what she said.

Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?

Guy: No I'm text deaf.

by Hyundaisalesman July 06, 2010

Text deaf

When someone ignores questions you text them and continue conversation skipping over parts

mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”

Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”

by Legopuffer April 07, 2018

Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 19, 2020

Slunk Text

(v) when you are 'drunk with sleep' or overly tired and send a text as if you were drunk; may result in not remember ever sending said text. This text is often either vulgar, gibberish, extremely honest, or angry.

(n) a text sent or received by someone who is 'drunk with sleep'

"Aw damn, I think I slunk texted my ex last night.."

by Breezydarling April 26, 2012

Text Teen

A stupid webzine started by bunch of jerks to portray that Isloo-girls are stupid. A fail attempt at humour.

Bob: " Did you check the first new feature of Text Teen."
Mark: " Yeah man! Those mofos need to improve it"

by pot hole May 20, 2011