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the devil's home. bielzebub's front yard.
your mom.
And if you are of evil heart, when you die you will go to New Jersey.
by nicole May 13, 2005
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New Waterford

A small town on Nova Scotia's Cape Breton Island, located in Canada. The town has a population of about 1000 people, and is exclusively white. All the residents are of Irish-Scottish-British decent, and so lastnames are rarely varied (McLeod,MacKenzie,MacKinnon,MacDonald,etc.), and nearly all are strict Catholics. The town has an increasingly worse drug problem, centered mainly around the drug Oxycontin, though other pharmacuticals (opiates,and non-opiates alike) plauge the town's populace as well. Avoid this place at all costs.
Typical encounter on New Waterford's main street,Plummer Avenue.

'Hey der B'y,ya got any Oxys?'
'What? No, fuck off you hick junkie'
by 420anonymous420 August 23, 2009
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New Jersey

"The Garbage State"

Residents often mistake bad grammar for an "accent" (i.e: "Hey, I thought you WAS from Jersey, too. Isn't everyone?")

Ironically, the ONLY people who like this hell hole are the trash that live there.
I love New Jersey 'cause I've never been outside this state to know otherwise!
by NJSux November 22, 2004
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New A-Town

Dutch Colonized New York (and then some, up to 14th street). From "New Amsterdam".

Opposite of The Numbers
Let's stay in New A-Town, screw The Numbers.
by atomic jerk December 22, 2005
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new muscle

A person who has recently began lifting weights, acquiring minimal to some muscle definition, and feels the need to show off by wearing tight-fitting short sleeve shirts and tank tops - even on cold days.

Similar to new money.
"Damn, it's gotta be like a 40 degree day out here."
"No shit, and that mother fucker over there is wearin' nothin' but a wife beater. He's gotta be new muscle."
by speaks4 April 2, 2008
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New Faces

(n)A Rock/pop band hailing from Port Townsend WA. Catchy as hell and great for dancing.Signed with Loveless Records after they won the Sound Off 2008 competition in Seattle. Has one album, named "Two years". Played at Bumbershoot in 2008.
New Faces Interview on CW 11- went something like this...

Kyle"Our music makes people hot!"
Nico"Really? Does it?"
Kyle"umm I don't know"
Nico"Well we'd like it to"
by Richard 1987 January 18, 2009
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New Jersey

You know your from New Jersey if

You live within 30 minutes from the beach but never go there in the Summer do to them being overcrowded

The beach is the shore

You either love or hate New York City

You have at least 10 pairs of hats and sun glasses

You defend your state to outsiders but then bash it just as much

You rarely if ever refer to your state as Jersey

You know of people who were affiliated with the mafia

You know what real pizza taste like

You hate the TV Show Jersey shore

You have called New York City NYC before.
You think Trenton is the worst place ever

You know people who hate New York City but still like their sports teams.

You don't eat seafood, despite living so close to the ocean

Cheese Pizza is Plain Pizza and nothing else

You pronounce Mario Mae-Rio

Newark is Ne-wark

You'll go to other states such as Maryland Delaware and Virginia to go to the beach just to avoid the overcrowding of your own.

You live for Summer
Hey Ted were are you from

I'm from New Jersey
by Silverfalcon May 24, 2013
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