Mexican Reach Around 

When you lean over and you reach your arm around your 6 kids to slap your pregnant and obese wife in the ass.

In the nearest slummiest corner 7/11 store, as his 6 kids were begging for Mango Chili Lollipops, Jose looked over to the obese and pregnant Rosa, and decided it was time to give her the Mexican Reach Around.

Mexican Reach Around by DaddyDaddyLover420 December 26, 2016

mexican greasy spoon 

A Mexican greasy spoon is when two fat Hispanic gay men spoon in in bed after an afternoon jog

Hey hombre! That was a nice Mexican greasy spoon last night...

mexican greasy spoon by Big Daddy Coppertop September 1, 2017

Mexican Flag Shaft 

During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Mexican heritage.

In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Mexican flag shaft.

Mexican Flag Shaft by Thenickfebicoffical March 4, 2022

Mexican Bowtie 

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

"Yo' Holmes, let's go get some Taco Bell and the give eachother Mexican Bowties for desert"

"Yo' essay, that be fucked up"

Mexican Bowtie by Dr. Todd Fuquad November 1, 2006

mexican mud pie 

when a person (or animal) is eating out your asshole and you excrete feces into their mouth.

Cam and his grandpa both gave cam's grandma a mexican mud pie

mexican mud pie by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 5, 2006

mexican caviar 

euphimism for black tar heroin

"I ate some mexican caviar last night, it was some primo shit"

mexican caviar by asperilla November 7, 2007

Mexican Scrabble 

When playing the board game Scrabble using overly simple, beginner's English words, like "cat", "home", "hi", "shoe", etc. Generally this is a result of low skill level or poor vocabulary.

Jake: (After counting up points at the end of the game) "Okay, final score is 254 points for me and 113 points for you. Looks like I just kicked your ass."

Dustin: "Damn.. I must have been playing Mexican Scrabble"

Jake: "No kidding, your biggest word was 'and'."

Mexican Scrabble by superbre February 28, 2009