Has very large penis always is down to get high and have sex, everybody needs a Jordan Valle in there life.
by Jacob half December 18, 2015
Get the jordan valleemug. by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018
Get the Jordan the squirrelmug. Jordan lives in the USA has short light brown hair with light brown eyes has anger issues and a messed up life he like a girl called Lucy he is very loyal but sometimes cruel but has an amazing sense of humour
Girl1:who is that guy talking to Lucy
Girl2: Lucy says he's loyal and also dangerous he looks kinda cute don't u think
Girl1: yep he does indeed Lucy is so lucky
Girl2: I want a Jordan
Girl2: Lucy says he's loyal and also dangerous he looks kinda cute don't u think
Girl1: yep he does indeed Lucy is so lucky
Girl2: I want a Jordan
by Sniperhunter31 September 3, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. When Cardi B(iotch) brutally raped homeless crack addict Tyron Biggums because he couldn’t afford to pay for his crack habit and 9 months later she squeezes it out of her WAP.
What’s the name of that homeless violent bum who used to cripple and kill innocent senior citizens in New York City until American hero, Daniel Penny, gently subdued him to protect innocent subway riders of all ages, genders and colors, until he died of a synthetic cannabis overdose? You mean the loser who was cradle to the grave on government assistance and contributed literally nothing to society and we’re all better off without it? Jordan Neely.
by Batman the Punisher December 10, 2024
Get the Jordan Neelymug. A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
by Laxanus November 7, 2020
Get the Jordan river floatmug. Jordan's, usually come in a few different shapes and sizes. They come round, they come tall, they come skinny and they also come short. And also tend to cum short literally, as they can only last an hour or so in bed. Jordan's also tend to indulge themselves in illegal activities which can vary from robbing post offices, to breaking into apartments half naked banged-out on coke. They are kind-hearted, and will do what is right. They may also appear to be somewhat ugly on the outside, but, on the inside, they're also fairly ugly. If you come across a Jordan, approach with extreme caution, as you may get robbed for your illicit items.
Passer By: Shit! Is that a Jordan?
His mate: quick, hide that flake and keep your hands in your pocket.
His mate: quick, hide that flake and keep your hands in your pocket.
by WillieBigWillie November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”
by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022
Get the The Jordanmug.